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New Cheesy Blog

August 11, 2011 1 comment

I’ve just published a blog. It’s about pinoy cheesy lines. You can check it out here pinoycheesylines.blogspot.com/

I just thought of starting a new site which relates these quotes

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Squidoo Hidden Rss URL for Users

This is the rss link of all the post of a certain user.. It’s hidden, (I wonder why) but here it is anyway
http://www.squidoo.com/xml/syndicate_lensmaster/username/

Just change username with your username or the person’s username you want to subscribe to..
I used this pattern to post a feed on the widget bar on this blog.

If you don’t know what squidoo is, I’d like you to try it. It’s a place where you can write stuffs and earn money

here’s the link

I’ve earned a lot from this site 😀

Chad Vader

October 10, 2009 Leave a comment

This is funny… Darth(a.k.a. Chad) is in a galaxy not so far away.. haha,, watch this,, there are more series in youtube

Categories: chad vader, cool, funny, jeremejazz

Cheesy Lines

December 5, 2008 5 comments

Eto nga pala yung mga Cheesy Lines na nakolekta ko. Maganda silang
gawing mga pambanat, ice-breaker, txt quotes o di-kaya’y ear candy.

Cheesy Lines:

“Huwag mong ipikit ang mga mata mo, baka kasi hindi mo makitang mahal kita”

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“Alzymer’s disease ka ba? Lahat kasi nakakalimutan ko dahil sa iyo”
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“Pwede ba tayong magpapicture? Para madevelop tayo”
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“Mag-impake ka na, pupunta tayo sa home for the Aged… coz I
wanna grow old with you.”


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“Pwede bang ikaw nalang ang driver ko? … coz your driving me crazy”

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“Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh.”

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“May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng sirang relo? Sira ata ang relo ko eh… kasi parang tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita”

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“Science has proven that sugar melts in water. So don’t pls walk in the rain… otherwise I lose such a sweet person like you. “

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“Minsan gusto kitang patirin… Para mahulog ka ka na sa akin!”

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“Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo, kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko.”

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“Bakit ka ba nakaabit dyan? Pwede ka naman mahulog sa akin”

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“Bastos ka din eh no?   pano naman kasi, basta basta ka nalang pumapasok sa puso ko..

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“Tapos na ba ang exam mo? pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?

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“Krayola ka ba? Nang makilala kasi kita, naging makulay ang buhay ko…”

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“Bola ka ba? Ayaw kasi kitang maagaw ng iba…”

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“Kung cactus ka man, hahamakin ko ang lahat mahaplos ka lamang”

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Sweet Annecdotes:


GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa akin sino na talaga laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, sa iyo palagi eh.

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Starbucks…

Girl: Excuse me,Bakit ang tabang ng coffee ko?
Barista: Ay… Sorry Miss, kala ko kasi sapat na ang matamis mong labi para sa kape

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After an inspection…
Guard: Miss, wag ka munang umalis! Check ko ulet yang gamit mo.. Napasama ata puso ko.


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That’s all… wait for more updates! hihi brr…

Who am I?

November 26, 2008 Leave a comment

One of the first things I would like to post in my blog is something about
myself. Allow me to introduce my self, My name is Jereme, (pronounced
as jerem) I am a Filipino born in Dubai,
UAE. But I presently live here in the Philippines. The
location is
somewhere in Manila, or something like that. Right now I
am turning 19 on January 2008. I hope I could eat more birthday
spaghetti on that day. I am in college right now, at my third year,
taking up
Bachelor of Science in Information Technology in the
Polytechnic
University of the Philippines Taguig Branch, a state university. And a
very unfortunate irregular student.
When it comes to my interests, I like
reading. Yes, I like reading books especially if it is science fiction,
Adventure, thriller, or anything interesting. I also like writing.
Whether it is writing poems, essays, or any literary stuff, I make it
one of my hobbies. Listening to music is also a good hobby for me. I
enjoy listening to Classic Rock, Jazz, acoustics, or anything pleasant
to the ears. Eating is an interesting thing to me..Haha… I like spicy
foods, and elongated pastas. I dont like sweets too much.
Mahilig akong magbasa, sumulat ng tula, magdrowing, at kahit anong napaglilibangan.
Nakapagaral ako ng
Kinder sa united International Private
Nang matuto akong magbasa
School, Elementary sa San
Lorenzo Ruiz, San Antonio Elementary School, naghighschool sa Ramon
Pascual Institute at ngayon ay nagaaral sa Polytechnic university of
the Philippines – Taguig Branch.

Mga Pangarap
Ngayon ko lang na-reialize na gusto ko
palang maging systems analyst. Masaya palang maging I.T. Natutuwa ako
sa mga codes at flow ng program.

Blogging
Isang dahilan kung bakit ko naisipang gumawa ng blog ay dahil sa pera. Marami
ang nagsasabing kumikita sila dahil sa Google Adsense. Pero nang
sinubukan ko ito, napansin kong masaya rin palang gumawa ng blog.
Nakakagaan ito ng loob at nagkakaroon ka pa ng pagkakataong
makapag-express.

So ayun, sana mag-enjoy kayo sa blog kong ito.